No 𝚂̶𝚘̶𝚞̶𝚙̶ oops- MEDAL OF HONOR- for YOU!
The New York Times says inside sources claim you’ve been considering awarding yourself the Medal of Honor… a medal meant for the bravest of the brave- men and women who have worn military uniforms unironically and served their nation with pride and respect. Your draft dodging, bone spur diagnostic b
Attack one group at a time, man. Give us a chance to catch up on our prayers!
Just when WE THE PEOPLE thought we only had to pray for the safety of underaged girls, Iranian citizens, Cubans, Venezuelans, immigrants, the hungry, the poor, the sick, and the prostitutes around you, we awaken to read this: “MESSAGE TO THE CLERGY, RELIGIOUS & FAITHFUL OF THE DIOCESE OF PALM BEACH
Netanyahu metaphorically beheaded you. It’s time to dip.
Your buddy Netanyahu is a frenemy, bruh. Not one full week after you posted yourself as the big JC, an Israeli soldier decapitated a statue of Jesus. They’re laughing at you, man. The whole world is laughing at you. It’s time to retire… to a nice 55+ assisted living facility with a decent cognitive
Iran War: Seven weeks into Trump's stock market manipulation scheme.
We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime. Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings. Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks. With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.
Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.
TTesla paid $1 billion in taxes to China and $0 in federal income taxes to the US. At least 88 highly profitable corporations paid $0 federal income tax last year while bringing in billions of dollars. Disney, CVS, Palantir, Taco Bell and others are making massive profits, paying executives enormous
Demand Transparency and Oversight of Supreme Court Shadow Docket
I need you to take action on the Supreme Court's shadow docket abuse. Support legislation requiring the Court to publish written reasoning for every shadow docket order that changes the law, and push the Senate Judiciary Committee to investigate the pattern of rulings favoring the Trump administrati
Do better.
When the average American wakes up in the morning, they don’t go sit on a golden toilet. Their breakfast isn’t brought in on a golden tray or served on a silver tea service. Their work isn’t brought in and explained to them by a team of subordinates, and their lunch break isn’t enjoyed at a country
Will you stop the Trump Crime Family's insider trading?
The Seven Steps of the Trump Crime Family's Insider Trading: 1. Trump lies 2. The gullible people make the stock market go up 3. The Trump Crime Family sells 4. Reality hits 5. The stock market goes down 6. The Trump Crime Family buys 7. Repeat
Protecting Children Must Include Oversight of Trump Unvetted Pardons
I am writing to formally urge a comprehensive investigation into the recent use of presidential pardons and clemency. As of April 2026, the unprecedented volume and nature of these actions raise serious questions regarding both public safety and the mental fitness of the President to exercise such a
Protecting Children Must Include Oversight of Trump Unvetted Pardons
I am writing to formally urge a comprehensive investigation into the recent use of presidential pardons and clemency. As of April 2026, the unprecedented volume and nature of these actions raise serious questions regarding both public safety and the mental fitness of the President to exercise such a
Remove FBI Director Kash Patel Immediately
You need to remove FBI Director Kash Patel from his position immediately. His behavior on April 10 demonstrates he is unfit to lead an agency of 38,000 people. When Patel believed he was locked out of an FBI computer system, he panicked and frantically called aides and allies claiming he had been f
Nepotism or self preservation? We’re waiting to see if it’s Jenner or Justice!
Good morning! It’s a beautiful morning here in the NE United States! Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, the sky is blue, and the sun is shining. I hear it’s a beautiful morning in your neck of the woods as well. People are scared. Staffers are crying. The war rages on, and our people are dying
Investigate all the companies bribing Trump and him for his crimes.
Companies that have paid settlements to the Trump Library Fund (i.e. bribes): ABC: $15 million Meta: $22 million X: $10 million Paramount: $16 million That original "Library Fund" has now been dissolved. So where has all that money gone? Stop being so bad at your job while the most corrupt "pr
Oppose Settlement in Trump's $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit
Reject any settlement that would pay President Trump taxpayer dollars in his $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS and Treasury Department. This case should be dismissed, not settled at public expense. The President controls both sides of this litigation. His administration's Department of Justice is
Oppose Trump's $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit Settlement
I need you to oppose any settlement in Donald Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS over his leaked tax returns. This case represents a sitting president suing his own administration to extract taxpayer money, and it sets a dangerous precedent that cannot stand. Trump is demanding billions be
Where is all the accountability for the war, corruption, incompetence, etc.?
Trump referred this morning to "OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN." This is, of course, interesting because the last time the United States struck a deal with Iran involving a transaction, Republicans completely lost their minds even though that transaction was reasonable. Remember that? We still have a C
Concern Regarding HHS Budget Priorities and Oversight
I am writing to express serious concern regarding the Department of Health and Human Services’ fiscal year 2027 budget priorities and the direction of the agency under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Recent reporting highlights that this budget proposes significant reductions in overall funding,
If free Botox mitigated a few saved women’s lives, would you do it?
Planned Parenthood Mar Monte (California/Nevada) is offering Botox at select locations for $9 per unit, significantly lower than the typical $10–$30 range at med spas. This initiative aims to generate revenue to combat funding shortages- CAUSED BY YOU, with services targeting areas like crow's feet
When I moved here with my family back in '88, I wish I had researched the backwards ultra conservative LDS centric anti humanitarian & ecological progress politics here! None Of You Even Comes Close To Representing My Beliefs And Morals! All of you keep trying to sell off our precious public lan
Keep being you
Loved the PULP FICTION PRAYER ! Good job Petey !
Send experienced diplomats to negotiate an end to the war with Iran
Please send trained diplomats and subject matter experts to negotiate an end to the war in Iran. JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff are not trained diplomatic negotiators and clearly do not have the deep knowledge necessary to carry out complicated international negotiations in such a critic
No on your stupid arch
No one wants your stupid arch to be built in Washington DC. No one wants our tax dollars wasted on it. Your stupid arch would block the view between the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington Cemetery. It would be an eyesore and disrupt the flow of traffic in that area. Your stupid arch is allegedly
The illegal, unwanted, and unacceptable war with Iran must end.
As your constituent, I urge you to approve the six articles of impeachment filed by Yassamin Ansari and John Larson against Secretary Hegseth for high crimes and misdemeanors related to the attack on Iran without congressional authorization; the deadly strikes on suspected drug smuggling boats; the
Tax Investment Income Like Wages to Break Oligarchic Power
I need you to support fundamental tax reform that treats investment income the same as wages. The current system taxes my paycheck at 41% while billionaires pay just 23.8% on stock gains, and far less when they hold investments long term. This isn't just unfair—it's destroying democracy. The math i
You have GOT to do something about the conditions at Alligator Alcatraz and similar facilities. People are associating the atrocities there with TRUMP. That is not the legacy you want for your presidency. I hear people calling them "Trump Concentration Camps" - very bad for your brand. Tell your adv
The IRS should audit the most corrupt president in history despite intimidation.
Just a reminder that IRS policy mandates that it audit the president and vice president's tax returns each year. Trump, the most corrupt U.S. president in history, can't be the exception, no matter how much he may try to intimidate or sabotage the agency by suing it for billions or cutting its staf
Drink your Diet Coke, but stop telling your fans it’ll kill cancer! 😑
Dear sir- good morning to you! I am writing to let you know that while I support bodily autonomy and even the willful rejection of scientific advice- especially in regards to your own personal health- Diet Coke does not kill cancer cells, and Fanta is not fresh squeezed soda. If they kill grass, the
Trump sank Viktor Orbán’s reelection. He'll sink yours, too.
Trump backed Hungary’s prime minister and helped end his 16-year rule, putting far-right leaders on notice: when voters are fed up, they show up. Viktor Orbán’s defeat is a blow to Donald Trump and JD Vance, and to the far right around the world. He was the spiritual godfather to Trump, who seems t
Stop Military Operations in the Strait of Hormuz
Use your constitutional authority to end military operations in the Strait of Hormuz immediately. This conflict is killing civilians and destroying marine ecosystems that cannot recover. The Arabian Gulf is home to fewer than 100 Arabian humpback whales that cannot migrate out of these waters. Nava
I am hearing horrible reports of terrible mistreatment of people put into “detention” for being immigrants whether or not they have legal status. There is an appalling report of a 3year old girl being separated from her mother and sexually abused. This is unspeakable! There is a report of a 19 year
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