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Let’s see some of that tan suit energy here!

To: Rep. Kean

From: A verified voter in Budd Lake, NJ

February 26

Good morning! Quick question for you- remember when President Obama wore a tan suit, and FOX News practically indicted him for treason? And your entire party clutched their pearls and nearly fainted? Well, as much as that tan suit practically destroyed our fair nation, I need you to get past that and take a quick peek at what the current occupant of the Oval Office is up to. Yes, yes. I know his suits are blue. You’re right. Phew! The national dress code is very much adhered to these days- and that’s a relief, for sure! However, the dude in the tan suit didn’t make friends with communist dictators. He didn’t pretend to end wars he didn’t actually end. He didn’t pardon violent offenders who stormed government properties and officials. He didn’t build concentration camps on U.S. soil. He didn’t liken large swaths of residents to animals and sub-humans. And he certainly was never implicated in an international child sex trafficking ring. Wasn’t that nice? Ok, ok, I know- that tan suit practically destroyed us all- but like, other than that? Perhaps you could take some of that absolute burning hatred and redirect it- just a little(!!!) towards an actual terrorist living in the people’s house? I mean, come on. I know accountability is a dirty word to you, but just imagine- exposing the truth? You could be a national hero- finally relevant- finally indelible for your very first act in favor of what your constituents actually want. Think about it. Because others are. You’re very close to landing on the wrong side of history.

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