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White House Cage Fight

To: Rep. Crank

From: A constituent in Colorado Springs, CO

August 12

The UFC just confirmed that on July 4th, 2026, Donald Trump will host a two-man MMA cage fight on the White House lawn in celebration of the 250th signing of the Declaration of Independence. I just wanted to thank Rep Crank for helping return dignity and nobility to the White House. This is sarcasm if you can’t tell by now.

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