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After Trump celebrates his birthday with a trailer park UFC spectacle there is no reason to immediately tear down the stage from “The Claw”. Here are some great ideas for follow-up events: Girls of Trump Mud Wrestling (Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem fight it out to win Trumps affections) Midget Tossing (Hosted by none other than Markwayne) Government Apprentice (Trump arbitrarily fires career DNI employees) Trump Family Feud (Trump family battles taxpayers winning billions) This Old White House (Trump invites J6 rioters to take a sledge hammer to The Peoples House) The Price Is Wrong (Trump offers contestants a choice of no-bid contracts billions over budget) Trump Celebrity Squares (Kid Rock and Milli Vinilli lead a group of washed-out D- Listers) Let’s Make A Crooked Deal (Trump administration officials fight over who can grift the most corrupt deal to steal millions from taxpayers)