1. United States
2. N.J.
3. Letter

The strait of Iran (Hormuz) is open! Wait, no. The strait of Hormuz is closed. Wait- no. The Cheeto Pedo has absolutely no idea what is going on anymore. He cannot negotiate. He cannot even stay awake for briefings. His incessant waffling has placed unnecessary stress on the national security, the economy, and the global populace. The United States has always dabbled in experimentation. We experimented with freedom when we declared independence from England. And we learned! We experimented with outer space when we put a man on the moon. And we learned! We experimented with unqualified leadership when we put an actor in the Oval Office. But apparently, we didn’t learn… so now we have a game show host up there with zero cognitive brain activity and a penchant for violence. Now can we learn?!? Impeach Trump!