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Watch the movie, Idiocracy it'll give you a clue

To: Rep. Dunn, Sen. Scott, Sen. Moody

From: A constituent in Tallahassee, FL

March 12

How much more is the United States going to get. You couldn't even figure out a map before you bombed those women and now Do your job and get rid of stupid Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! FBI Director Kash Patel just announced the most unserious, clown-show "training" program in law enforcement history: a two-day "historic seminar" with the UFC at the FBI Academy in Quantico on March 15-16. Agents and senior staff from around the world will now learn "fighting techniques and tactics" from Dana White's professional cage fighters to supposedly "better protect the American people." "This is a tremendous opportunity for our FBI agents to learn and train with some of the greatest athletes on earth," Keystone Kash gushed. He praised UFC CEO Dana White – a die-hard Trump loyalist – as having "changed the game," and said the FBI is "extremely honored" to partner with him because of their "shared love of our nation." This comes right after Patel shamed himself by crashing the U.S. Men's Olympic hockey team's gold-medal locker room celebration in Italy. Now he's turning the FBI's elite training facility into a mixed-martial-arts boot camp while the country deals with the consequences of Trump’s already disastrous war with Iran. The UFC calls it part of the FBI's push for "exciting, innovative training options" to "revamp and improve" preparation. Excuse me, what the hell does the UFC know about the serious work the FBI is supposed to be doing? This is beyond unserious; it's just embarrassing. The FBI Director treating Quantico like a UFC tryout gym makes Patel and Trump look like complete idiots who think protecting America means learning how to throw elbows instead of doing actual police work. While families bury their dead and the economy suffers, the administration is playing fight club with pro wrestlers. If Kash Patel turning the FBI into Dana White's personal training camp has you raging at how utterly ridiculous this is, like and share to mock the clown show.

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