1. United States
2. Letter

You are weak. You know it. We know it. Iran knows it. You had no idea how to "win" a war with Iran, but you started one anyway. You had no goals and no strategy. Everyone but you knew they would close the strait. You failed. Now, with our economy flailing because of you, you're pretending to have "very productive talks" with them. They announce you are lying, which is no surprise. You're flailing around now, a lost child, scared and alone. But neither your mommy nor daddy Putin will save you. The GOP is going to lose the midterms, and you'll make history again for being IMPEACHED THREE TIMES. You will slink away at the end of this, and you'll die alone of some painful cancer. The world will celebrate when you're gone.