1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning! The sun is shining on the northeast, and it’s fixing to be a beautiful day! Are you headed to the Bedminster Golf Club? I know a few members there. They say the motto is “if he’s competing, he’s cheating.” Haha. Oh, good times. So. I don’t want to waste your time or mine, but I heard there’s a really complicated water trap on a course in Gary, Indiana right now. You should go check it out! Of course, you’ll have to eat cold sandwiches and drink warm beer- there hasn’t been electricity there in over a week. But Indiana voters LOVE you, so I’m sure they’ll make you feel right at home!