1. United States
2. Letter

Good afternoon! I’m sure your paid staffers have already complimented you today on your master of the universe project, but I’m writing to tell you that you’re losing ground. You believe that the world loves you. You posted yourself as Jesus Christ and later changed direction and said you were posed as a doctor healing the sick- both examples of men you could never be- the former due to lack of basic empathy and compassion, and the latter due to lack of education and work ethic, but I digress. The real reason I’m writing to you is because in your delusions, you are an idol. The fact, however, is that your fall from grace has only just begun. The holiest man in the Christian world has denounced you. A far right party lost its election in Hungary after you endorsed them. The people of multiple oppressed nations starving under your blockades and attacks curse you. And most importantly, your own constituents loathe the sound of your voice. In fact, you have the lowest approval rating of any president in decades (if not forever). It’s time to give up. You’re long past your political bedtime, and you’re dragging the world down with you. Resign.