1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning, sir! And a beautiful morning at that! California is holding sex predators accountable! Can you imagine? Women came forward against a candidate, and the Democratic Party took swift and immediate action! It can be done! And why shouldn’t it, right? Imagine if Melania was a victim… oh wait. That’s right. She dated Epstein, so she probably was. Ok. Imagine if Ivanka was a… oh wait. Her daddy said he’d have sex with her, so she may have been, too. Well, maybe imagining isn’t the best practice for this exercise. After all, the ultimate action would end up being you removing yourself, no? Look. We know you don’t care for women. We know that pain is your kink. But imagine how good you’d look to the entire country if you just started prosecuting a few of the heavier hitters- yourself excluded, of course. We know that pardon is well on its way. Just think about it- that’s that action that happens when words and pictures play out inside your head. Prosecute sex offenders TODAY!