Dumpy Don the Diddler

To: Sen. Sheehy, Rep. Downing, Pres. Trump, Sen. Daines

From: A constituent in Roberts, MT

February 8

Donald Trump has been mentioned in what has been released of the Epstein files 38,000 times, for reference Harry Potter is mentioned in Harry Potter 17,000 times, which is of course actually about Harry Potter. Given the number of mentions, it is clear Dumpy Don is the main character of these files and they henceforth should be called Donald Trump and the Adventures of Diddlers Island. His District Attorney wrote a press release for the suicide of Jeffery Epstein the day before Jeff Epstein “committed suicide.” Totally normal they say. Donald Trump is clearly a pedophile, and he now has come to rape our constitution, and our nation. Dumpy Don and the Kiddie Diddler Crime Family belong in prison.

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