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Planned Parenthood Mar Monte (California/Nevada) is offering Botox at select locations for $9 per unit, significantly lower than the typical $10–$30 range at med spas. This initiative aims to generate revenue to combat funding shortages- CAUSED BY YOU, with services targeting areas like crow's feet and masseter muscles. They even say they may expand to laser hair removal and fillers as well. I bet they would be willing to lower their costs to $0 for you if you were willing to give them their due. After all, no offense of course, but you could really use some touch ups, and you’ve already said the United States is too poor to feed the hungry or provide housing for the homeless. So, this should be a real bargain for you- and maybe a boon to that whole ageless Jesus thing you’ve been trying to make happen. And let’s face it- there’s been myriad concepts that you’ve claimed moral repugnance to in the past ten years that you’ve changed your mind on when it appears there might be something in it for you. Why should Planned Parenthood be the impermeable line in the sand? Rename is the Trump Med Spa and throw the weight of the U.S. treasury behind it and poof! Yes yes. I know. If you do that, some women’s lives may be saved. And we know you don’t like when that happens. But again- free Botox. Maybe some hair plugs to replace the world’s worst toupee? The opportunities are endless. Think about it.