1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning! Quick question for you. I heard that in honor of the bicentennial, you intend to have American currency altered with your signature. It’s always been my understanding that altering currency in any way invalidates those bills. Now, I know that your actions since taking office last year have already tanked the U.S. dollar, but, do you actually mean for it to be worth $0? Or is this just another American guideline you have zero intention of following? I’m also interested in knowing, will the currency dispersement come with sharpies? Or are the American people expected to provide their own? I’m only asking because I’m presuming you’ll want us to scribble out your signature on every bill. We know from the Epstein debacle that you prefer your name redacted. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to enjoy my morning covfefe! Looking forward to your prompt reply!