1. United States
2. Wisc.
3. Letter

Is there some particular reason why Elon Musk, Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliget, and Ethan Shaotran — y’know, the people it is common knowledge stole my and millions of my fellow Americans private personal, financial, and medical data — are not under arrest. I ask because this is the largest data breach in world history not to mention a massive security risk, both of which seem like kind of a big deal, doncha think? Surely, any other private citizen who had so brazenly and openly committed either of those crimes would have been arrested by now. Seems pretty obvious they should be arrested. Maybe you guys should get on that. I’m guessing you might know a couple or three folks who work in law enforcement, yes?