1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning! It’s a beautiful morning here in the NE United States! Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, the sky is blue, and the sun is shining. I hear it’s a beautiful morning in your neck of the woods as well. People are scared. Staffers are crying. The war rages on, and our people are dying! So, I am writing today to acknowledge your penchant for government nepotism at the cost of tax payer dollars and general national chagrin, and I noticed that you haven’t made a statement yet regarding the Tomi Lahren interview with Kaitlyn Jenner. She’s a good friend of yours, is she not? Or were you just using her to gain support from the LGBTQIA demographic? Just curious, because she seems to love you, but she also seems to think you love her, too- that, in fact, you love her enough to make an exception to your anti-trans executive orders to ensure her ability to safely traverse outside the United States of America with an F on her passport instead of the M your legislation currently requires. You have quite the quandary here. If you make an exception for her, you demonstrate to your core supporters that your order had nothing to do with Christian values and protecting women from men in dresses. And if you don’t make the exception for her, you demonstrate to your core supporters that the people who most support you can easily be cast aside- purposefully. So the next time one of them is on the news standing in front of their broken down trailer home saying they know President trump didn’t cut down FEMA to affect them personally, deep down they’ll know that you did, indeed. So what say you, sir? Who will you malign today? Wait, don’t tell me. I want to be just as surprised as everyone else.