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The last two times I was watching the early morning news while lifting weights, I saw your campaign and for Vivek Ramaswamy’s gubernatorial campaign probably a dozen times (over a collective hour at most…). I’m just curious: are you aware that it is over 18 months until the midterm when Ohio’s governorship will next be contested? I just want to remind you that you won last November; your party and your brand won the presidency as well as both chambers of Congress. You really don’t need to campaign anymore for a little while. Smoke a cigar! Have a sip of bourbon! Play a round of golf (oh wait, you’re doing that every other day at taxpayer expense instead of doing your actual job, so never mind that one!)… Or if you have so much of Elon’s bribe money left over from the election that you just don’t know what to spend it on, I have a suggestion or two for you: You could invest that money in the stock market and let it grow ahead of the next election cycle so you can afford even more campaign ads. Then again, given that you are currently doing your best to destroy the economy and tank the stock market, I could see why you maybe wouldn’t want to put your money there… You could donate your money to all of those constituents who voted for you and whose livelihoods you’re currently destroying by eliminating federal departments and jobs, cutting Medicaid, and generally slashing and burning programs indiscriminately across the board. But then again, unless those constituents have a net worth starting with a B, you really don’t give a rat’s fart whether they make it or not… You could give your wealth (or Elon’s) to shore up programs you gutted that everyone, Democrats and Republicans alike, actually support, like the National Parks. If you give enough money, maybe they’ll even name something after you. Just picture it: El Capitan in Yosemite will henceforth and forevermore be known as “El Trumpitan”! It certainly has a nice ring to it… Anyway, I just wanted to check in and remind you that your money might be better spent elsewhere at the moment. And I just wanted to add: at least you almost pronounced Mr Ramaswamy’s name correctly in your endorsement! That is an accomplishment you never were able to achieve with your opponent in the last presidential election, so kudos to you for starting to embrace your inner brown person! Cheers!