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Career Advice

To: Sen. Schmitt

From: A verified voter in Springfield, MO

October 1

My dearest Senator, It must be difficult for you being so woefully inadequate to perform that which is required of you in the position of power that you have quixotically attained. We both know that you have humiliated yourself so utterly and completely, but if you resigned your position, whatever could you do next? In an effort to help you make this decision, I hereby offer some suggestions: • Circus clown • Rodeo clown • Birthday clown • Sideshow geek • Sideshow freak who nails his own genitals to a telephone pole I hope this helps. Resign today. With every scintilla of respect that you are owed, -Matt

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