1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning, I just wanted to reach out and offer my condolences on the World Cup issue. First they wouldn’t give you a trophy. Then they photoshopped you out of the celebratory photos. And now 55 countries have decided to boycott the entire event if your son in law purchases a stake in ownership? All because of you? I’m sure that really hurts. It’s certainly not the best way to kick off the weekend- see what I did there? So on behalf of soccer fans everywhere- our condolences on being so universally disdained that 55 nations would boycott the single most prestigious sporting event in the entire WORLD if someone associated with you stood to benefit from their participation. You love having your fingerprints on everything- and now they’re on this disaster.