1. United States
2. Letter

Published reports indicate the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation has a certain affection for alcohol. Furthermore, similar to your love of a certain shoe; he has a certain love of bourbon. He’s said to have gone so far as gifting bottles of the drink to friends, coworkers and members of his own security detail. Mr. President, as you are fully aware, those who drink often suffer misplaced self-control among other maladies. Our nation can do better. Please work to find more suitable leadership for the department and good day.