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On June 14, Donald Trump turns 79—and to mark the occasion, he wants to treat himself (and the nation) to a $100 million MILITARY PARADE! We’re talking tanks, missiles, and troops marching four miles from the Pentagon to the White House. Not for a victory. Not for a national crisis. But for HIS BIRTHDAY—conveniently shared with the U.S. Army’s 250th. The plan reads less like a tribute to American strength and more like the opening ceremony of a one-man regime. Will there be a gold crown? A royal wave from the balcony? Maybe a flyover spelling “HAIL KING TRUMP”? This isn’t patriotism. It’s pageantry. It’s theater. And it’s DANGEROUS. Congress must say NO. No troops parading for one man’s ego. No tanks on Constitution Avenue. No taxpayer-funded birthday bash for a leader with AUTOCRATIC aspirations. America doesn’t need a parade to boost one man’s ego. It needs leaders with the backbone to say: this country doesn’t march for one power hungry man. If Congress funds this farce, they’re not defending democracy— They’re helping bury it under a pile of glitter, missiles, and delusion. DO YOUR JOB!