1. United States
2. La.
3. Letter

Thank you, Governor for inserting yourself into LSU’s search for a new football coach. Really tackling the tough issues that face every day people in our state. It’s great to see you legislators work so diligently on problems that their constituents face. Who needs affordable homeowners insurance, or good roads, or healthcare, or funding for state infrastructure projects when it’s clear that the most important issue facing Louisiana is who coaches a college football team. I should also compliment you on your dye job, your hairstylist must be very proud. I’m curious, governor. What does Trump‘s backside smell like? It’s my understanding that he wears diapers, and regularly soil himself. He certainly makes a fool of himself every day, and I see that you enjoy following in his footsteps. You know, like not doing anything for your constituents, and pandering to the lowest common denominator. It is actually quite amazing how people can just be so completely horrible today, and seemingly succeed. It certainly seems to pay well to be a lecherous, charlatan, buffoon.