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On the Economy

To: Pres. Trump

From: A constituent in Roberts, MT

April 3

Dear Donny “The Diddler” Trump, Despite Trumpflation, and the record increase in gas prices, I thought you should know adult diapers and copies of Boys Life (a favorite on Epstein Island) appear to be still reasonably priced. You seem to have been experiencing some confusion lately, and I wanted to lay this to rest for you. Our constitution is not under 18, please stop trying to f*%k it.

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