1. United States
2. Texas
3. Letter

To Texas Republicans Congratulations—you’ve proven once and for all that you are nothing more than Trump’s chew toys. You let a disgraced felon, draft dodger, and wannabe dictator bully you into gerrymandering Texas like scared children hiding behind daddy’s legs. Not one of you showed courage. Not one of you stood up for democracy. You cowered, you folded, and you sold out the people you swore to represent. You are not leaders—you are political hostages who surrendered your spines for a pat on the head from a man who wouldn’t cross the street to save you if you were on fire. You can never be trusted again, because when it mattered, you chose cowardice over country. And to your staffers—spare us the “we’re just doing our jobs” routine. If you had any dignity, you would resign in protest instead of running errands for spineless cowards who sold their souls to a washed-up reality TV cult leader. By staying, you are accomplices. You are grease on the gears of corruption. History won’t remember you as neutral bystanders; it will remember you as enablers. You’ve turned Texas into a punchline, Congress into a circus, and yourselves into clowns who can’t even stand up to the loudest bully in the room. And the funniest part? He’ll throw you under the bus the second it benefits him. Enjoy your legacy: cowards, cheaters, and footnotes in the downfall of American democracy. History will spit your names out like a bad taste.