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Good morning! In reference to your argument that birthright citizenship applied only to the children of the enslaved, I was wondering how you intend to continue to serve as president? It is my understanding that this would nullify your own citizenship, as your granddaddy was an anchor baby… Of course, even if it didn’t nullify your citizenship, I’m sure you wouldn’t want to continue to live in a country where your own anchor babies- *ahem* - apologies- “children” were suddenly unwelcome, would you? I mean, they are also anchor babies, are they not? And to where will these birthright kiddos be deported anyway? It can’t be their country of origin, because that would be the United States, and you’ve made your feelings clear on that account. So where? Random nations? Do we get any input? I think Ivanka would do so very well in Gaza. Don Jr. couldn’t manage to pull himself up by his bootstraps anywhere, so his destination can be random, no? And Barron- can’t you see the irony in sending such a tall supremacist to somewhere like Nepal? Splendid! Looking forward to your prompt reply!