1. United States
2. Letter

Good morning! I know the survivor interruption didn’t go as well as you’d planned, and that could be disappointing. The important thing is, when intentions fall flat, we get to evaluate what went wrong and see what we can do to correct it! And while WE THE PEOPLE were happy to see Pam Bondi fired yesterday, and hear the potential for Tulsi Gabbard’s demise, we are not especially impressed with pretty much anything else you’ve had to say. A wartime economy shift? Sir. You just said we won in Iran. Saying we need to funnel more money into the DOD at this juncture makes it look like perhaps you’ve been lying to us. You wouldn’t lie to us, would you? And your proposal to boycott Bruce Springsteen? That implies you’re afraid of what he’s saying and you don’t want your constituents to hear it. If you’re not a lying, cheating, scheming, war mongering, 30 something time felon, why would you worry what one man has to say about you? It’s not a good look, sir. Unless of course, this is just a perceptive issue. How are you feeling? When you hear voices, are there actual living human beings in the room? How about your tankles- I mean ankles? Is the swelling moving northward? Perhaps to your brain? Or worse- your pride? Do you need a doctor? If so, blink twice the next time you decide to interrupt mainstream programming to talk in circles. I won’t see it, because I don’t hate myself enough to watch your speeches, but I’m sure someone will.