1. United States
2. Letter

Dear Turd Pump, Just wanted to write you and say a quick Fuck You, you ugly, fat, racist, chauvinistic, pedoloving piece of human McDonald’s garbage. My nine-year-old son could literally do a better job than you if he had half a brain, one arm tied behind his back, and YouTube on in the background. You should host a Ted Talk called “How to spray tan away the gay” You know, for all the other bigoted friends you have still just sitting pretty in their little pedo closets of shame. We know that the only reason you think that people choose to be gay, is because you choose to be straight. It’s not like you’re smart enough to fool anyone except for your loyal Idiot-Bigot-Magots. I laughed so hard when you actually thought you were going to win a Nobel Peace Prize, your stupidity continues to astound and terrify us all. Does it keep you up at night that your dick is only 1/5th the size of Obama‘s? Not that you’ve probably seen it in years anyway. Melania definitely hasn’t.. at least without having to stifle a giggle. Because all you are is a joke. The world’s most embarrassing JOKE. I hope ICE kidnaps your wife, your family, your friends and your dog and deports them all to Venezuela with no due process, while you get thrown in jail for being the worst goddamn president in history. I hope your loud stupidity embarrasses you every day. My son says he hopes that from now on you shart on yourself whenever you meet a world leader, aka: Have the Day you Deserve! 💩 Sincerely, Your loyal constituent, Haha Go Fuck Yourself in the Ass you hateful turd nugget