Resistbot Petition: MR. TRUMP MEETS THE REAL WORLD

An open letter to the U.S. Congress

MR. TRUMP MEETS THE REAL WORLD

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Greetings. I am a voting constituent in rural west Texas. Not mad, not sad, just ‘meh’ today. But like coffee is needed to start the day productively, so is my daily venting. Gotta keep my chops up. Most interesting thing today is the fallout (wholly predictable) from last night’s ABC Town Hall with undecided voters. Really, undecided? Perfect segue to my favorite Davis Sedaris quote on undecided voters: “To put them in perspective, I think​ of being​ on an airplane.​ The flight attendant comes​ down the aisle​ with her food cart and, eventually,​ parks​ it beside my seat.​ “Can I inter​est you in the chick​en?​” she asks.​ “Or would​ you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broke​n glass​ in it?” To be undecided in this elect​ion is to pause​ for a moment and then ask how the chick​en is cooked.” But I digress. What we saw was the boy out of his bubble and confronted with reality in the form of questioners unimpressed with his campaign blather. And he was not able to get up and leave when he got a hard question. Or tell them they were ‘nasty.’ It was uncomfortable to watch. But I’m sure he thought he did his usual ‘perfect’ job. He didn’t of course. He rattled off his usual lies, distortions, nonsensical thoughts, leaving people confused as to WTF point he was trying to make. Kept the fact checkers busy as always. If anybody left still undecided as to where their vote should go, I give up. Can’t wait till the first debate. It should be cringe-worthy TV at its finest. It’ll be a first-rate illustration of a recent quote by an ex-Trump administration official: "To him a lie is not a lie. It's just what he thinks. He doesn't know the difference between the truth and a lie.” I think there’s a mental-health term for that. And it shouldn’t be ‘American President.’

▶ Created on September 16, 2020 by Debbie

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