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An open letter to the U.S. Senate

Put Down The Mayo

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Your tuna melt is an absolute monstrosity. I'm honestly worried for your soul and your health. Please stop eating them. We need you in the Senate.

▶ Created on May 14, 2020 by Christopher

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