House Coronavirus Relief Package

Why in God’s name are you holding up the House coronavirus package? People are desperately worried about how they’ll support themselves and their families during these anxious times, and you’re playing politics. I get it. You don’t like spending money on actual people. Your “conservative principles” don’t include providing actual assistance to people in need. Too afraid somebody somewhere might spend it on something totally frivolous or wicked, like food or utilities. Horrors! May I remind you that right now you’ve got 4 cases of this thing in your district THAT WE KNOW OF. We don’t actually know *how* many cases we have because your boy Donald has totally FUBARed the response. So get off your ass and help pass this thing. You can worry about the poors having too much fun with the money later.