From Campaign Chaos to Press Room Privilege: The Karoline Leavitt Story

WOW! Crooked Katie Leftwing (or whatever her name is) ran for Congress, LOST BIG, took ILLEGAL campaign cash from shady donors, NEVER paid it back, and was somehow in the White House telling the media what to say?? Total DISGRACE! Over $325,000 in campaign debts, including money from businesses (ILLEGAL) and maxed-out donors. Two YEARS later, she still hasn’t paid it back. The FEC warned her again and again—NOTHING. But she was standing up there acting like she’s Mother Teresa with a press pass. If this were a Republican, the FAKE NEWS would call it criminal. But since it’s one of THEIR OWN, they pretend it’s no big deal. She should be FIRED immediately and investigated. Probably a pay-to-play scheme! They scream about “student loan forgiveness” but turn a blind eye to DEMOCRAT DEBT that never gets repaid. TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD!! Who else was getting into the White House through her “friends list”? Reporters? Lobbyists? CHINA??? SAD!!! But no—SILENCE. Total FAKE NEWS blackout. So I said: INVESTIGATE HER. She’s the FACE of Sleepy Joe’s administration, and she’s in DEBT to the SWAMP. Oh wait… You said her name’s Karoline Leavitt? She’s… a REPUBLICAN? MY Press Secretary? Oh, well that’s DIFFERENT. Such a bright young woman. A mother, too! Very tough job! She shouldn’t have to worry about some little FEC thing. I’ll PARDON her. NEXT QUESTION.