An open letter to the President

Restore U.S. dignity. Stop defending SA. Arrest Stillman (and his penis).

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Good morning! I’ve noticed a pattern in all of your social media posts and interviews- you keep claiming you’re putting America first, making America great again, and providing safety and security for American citizens. You also refer to all the athletic and good looking people providing that security from our military to your personal detail. So imagine my surprise when I read this report this morning! “A US Secret Service officer was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a hotel hallway, following a woman and forcing her to retreat to her room for safety. Miami-Dade Deputies say they found Officer John A. Spillman pleasuring himself before his arrest.” Is this part of your security plan? Terrifying women and then jerking off outside their hotel room doors? It seems to me that this particular woman would have been much safer WITHOUT security, no? Do better. You’re a failure. Try something new… like honesty and leadership and peace making. Try to regain some sort of dignity for the Oval Office.

▶ Created on May 5 by Nicole

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