An open letter to the President

“I carried a watermelon,” and other embarrassing quotes…

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"I love lamp." – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy "You're beautiful... No, wait, I mean... your eyes are beautiful... the rest of your face is nice too."– Knocked Up "Your hair is... small."– Mean Girls "I carried a watermelon"-Dirty Dancing All amazingly embarrassing and memorable lines… but none of them compare to a sitting president threatening businesses with bans on their livelihoods like, say, “I could have banned fishing” -Donald Trump. Imagine being so incredibly selfish as to think that threatening people’s ability to make money to survive in an exorbitant economy such as that which exists under the Trump administration is somehow humorous? Oh wait- you don’t have to imagine. You already said it. I know you think that being dangerous is sexy, but I promise you, neither Melania nor Natalie want you for your sex appeal. Period. Resign. You are a danger to the American people.

▶ Created on September 19 by Nicole

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