An open letter to the U.S. Congress

The subject is: A 100M Parade for His Birthday—or His Throne? Congress Must Step In

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Here's the letter body: On June 14, Donald Trump turns 79—and to mark the occasion, he wants to treat himself (and the nation) to a $100 million MILITARY PARADE! We’re talking tanks, missiles, and troops marching four miles from the Pentagon to the White House. Not for a victory. Not for a national crisis. But for HIS BIRTHDAY—conveniently shared with the U.S. Army’s 250th. The plan reads less like a tribute to American strength and more like the opening ceremony of a one-man regime. Will there be a gold crown? A royal wave from the balcony? Maybe a flyover spelling “HAIL KING TRUMP”? This isn’t patriotism. It’s pageantry. It’s theater. And it’s DANGEROUS. Congress must say NO. No troops parading for a self proclaimed MAGA Messiah. No tanks on Constitution Avenue. No taxpayer-funded birthday bash for a leader with AUTOCRATIC aspirations. America doesn’t need a parade to boost one man’s ego. It needs leaders with the backbone to say: this country doesn’t march for one power hungry man. If Congress funds this farce, they’re not defending democracy— They’re helping bury it under a pile of glitter, missiles, and delusion. DO YOUR JOB!

▶ Created on April 7 by Once upon a Republican

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