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An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Cowboys with micropenis energy & lawlessness need to be wrangled. ARREST ICE!

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Minnesota has officially charged its first ICE agent, and WE THE PEOPLE demand to see more of that energy across the country. We know you all love to protect each other, but we also know that ICE isn’t a real entity- they’re just a bunch of cowboys with micro-penis energy and a penchant for lawlessness. Do something. Strike while the iron is still hot! Mass arrests, nation wide. Take back the United States!

▶ Created on April 17 by Nicole

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