Drink your Diet Coke, but stop telling your fans it’ll kill cancer! 😑

Dear sir- good morning to you! I am writing to let you know that while I support bodily autonomy and even the willful rejection of scientific advice- especially in regards to your own personal health- Diet Coke does not kill cancer cells, and Fanta is not fresh squeezed soda. If they kill grass, they can kill people. It’s not selective. So while I freely encourage you to continue on your path of personal destruction, I cannot abide your endorsements to the American public at large. Your fan base is undereducated. You know this. You’ve said it yourself. However, stupidity should not equal morbidity. If you’d like to destroy your own health, have at it. However, to speak on subjects about which you know very little could unduly influence your core supporters- and that is cruel and unusual punishment for their misguided belief in you.