Why can't you protect everyday Americans the way you protect Trump?

The list of things to be concerned about under this administration is immeasurable. From vanity wars to human rights and everything in between. Every day, it’s a new headline of horror. One would expect, under these circumstances, that Congress would be very busy trying to solve the Trump problem. Instead, I open my news app and see that Republican members of Congress have introduced bills to put Trump on Mount Rushmore, require the State Department to award a new, “Trump Peace Prize,” and make his birthday a mandated federal holiday. These are the issues Congress is entertaining right now. When can we expect you to pull the clown car over and get out and do something good for our country? Falling all over yourselves to earn the favor of the most criminal president in our country's history is massively embarrassing. I am embarrassed for you.