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Waffle House vs Falafel House. A suggestion for American ingenuity.

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If Phillips teleported to a Waffle House, why can’t we vote to teleport the Angry Orange to a falafel stand in Tehran? Asking for a friend.

▶ Created on April 5 by Nicole

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