This letter does more for the USA than anything you’ve done since start of term

Good afternoon! I’m writing today to forcefully urge you to resign. You’re a hazard to the United States. You’re a hazard to the free world. You’re a hazard to the not-so-free world. And you’re a hazard to yourself. In fact, by writing this letter and sending it via United States Postal Service, I’m effectuating more positive change for this country right this second than you’ve done since the start of your term… and by “term,” I mean the first one. It’s time to either do something to benefit the core American population, or leave office. Resign.