Let the Clown Distract—While the GOP Pickpockets Work the Crowd

Ah Republicans, we see what you’re doing. While DONALD TRUMP LURCHES FROM FANTASY TO MELTDOWN—spouting fairy tales about tariffs, transgender people, and being chosen by God—you, the REPUBLICAN PARTY, are the real architects of this HORROR SHOW. He’s not leading. He’s wandering the hallways, RAGE-POSTING AT MIDNIGHT while his aide is asleep. And you’re hiding behind him—LIGHTING AMERICA’S CONSTITUTION ON FIRE while he waves his MAGA hat. You know he’s unwell. You know he’s lost in delusions. And yet you keep him center stage, clapping like handlers at a NURSING HOME TALENT SHOW—because his chaos distracts the nation while you carry out your true agenda: RAIDING THIS COUNTRY FOR EVERY DOLLAR, RIGHT, AND PROTECTION IT HAS LEFT. You’ve SLASHED HEALTHCARE and kicked people off Medicaid. You’re ROLLING BACK ENVIRONMENTAL AND WORKER PROTECTIONS like it’s 1925. You’ve written TAX BILLS THAT ENRICH YOUR DONORS and saddle the rest of us with the bill. You’re SILENCING OVERSIGHT, deregulating industry, CRIMINALIZING DISSENT, and rewriting voting laws to lock yourselves into PERMANENT POWER. You’re not governing—you’re LOOTING. Trump isn’t your leader. HE’S YOUR SMOKESCREEN. He rambles about TACO nicknames and being a “stable, athletic genius” while you TORCH DEMOCRACY behind him. He throws out FAIRY THOUGHTS and UNCONSTITUTIONAL EXECUTIVE ORDERS like pixie dust— while YOU DROP BOMBS ON OUR VALUES. And once you’ve DRAINED THIS NATION DRY, you’ll move on like LOCUSTS—leaving nothing but scorched earth, blaming immigrants and liberals while you cash out and disappear into GATED, DONOR-FUNDED COMFORT. But we see it now. We see ALL of it. You’ve WEAPONIZED CONFUSION. You’ve HIJACKED RELIGION. You’ve BETRAYED YOUR OATH. And when this ends—and it WILL end—you won’t be remembered as patriots. You’ll be remembered as the VILLAINS who let a broken man SCREAM AT WINDMILLS while you ROBBED A NATION BLIND.