An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Someone send Trump a timeline tutor. I’ll pay. Seriously. 🙄

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Per President trump… “Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” President DONALD J. TRUMP So like, basically, what he’s saying is 48 hours until he gives them another 10 days??? Social media is an interesting form of communication. Especially for people who change their minds quickly. We read months ago about his ultimatums. And then weeks ago. And then yesterday. And we will read more on Monday. Now, don’t get me wrong- I want us out of Iran. But it would be nice to maybe have a timeline we could trust. Tell Benito d’Cheeto to shit or get off the pot. We’re exhausted. We’re angry. We’re scared. We’re anxious. We’re living in a constant state of flux, and we want it over NOW.

▶ Created on April 5 by Nicole

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