Goals of Iran War: stock market manipulation and distracting from sex crimes.

I am now totally confident the secondary goal of Trump's illegal, unwanted, and stupid war of choice is just for him and his fellow criminals to make lots of money on the stock market. Think about it. He makes a stupid decision, the stock market drops, he lies about the stupid decision not being as bad as we think it is and the stock market goes up. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Clearly, some people are making lots of money from all these self-inflicted wounds. Of course, that's not even counting the direct ways Trump and his criminal enterprise stand to gain (further) by stealing oil, funneling tax dollars into companies they own or invest in, and all the bribes he lines his pockets with, the latest of which is a $37M donation of foreign steel slipped in during a war for the guy who says we should only use US steel and there will be no more wars. The primary goal of this war, as you know, is for Trump to distract from his MANY sex crimes. It's absolutely beyond comprehension you still have a job.