End your ridiculous spree on the tax payers’ dime! Resign!

Good morning! How are you doing? I’m thinking you’re probably feeling pretty well waking up on a mattress that costs more than a month’s pay in a mansion funded by American tax dollars! Here’s the thing though- as you wake up to endless wealth and an endless supply of fast food cheeseburgers, many of your constituents are waking up to hunger and housing insecurities and a general anxiety about what fresh hell the day will bring… likely at the hands of, well, YOU. See- when you speak to reporters, those reporters tell us what you said. So when you advised the press yesterday that you don’t even bother to think about your constituents’ financial hardships when spending billions of our tax dollars on a war with Iran searching for a weapon that likely does not exist. And we heard that. And worse, we FELT that. In our guts. Where food used to go before you doubled the national deficit. Now don’t get me wrong- WE THE PEOPLE understand that these plights fall on deaf ears- miraculous, unscarred despite claims of a bullet deaf ears- if you want any shred of dignity as your legacy, you’ll end your ridiculous shopping spree on our dime. Resign. That’s all.