An open letter to the President

We wish you WERE Jesus- so you’d rise this morning in a cave in the Middle East

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Remember when your spiritual advisor compared you to Jesus Christ? Don’t listen to her. If you were Him, you’d have passed on Friday and risen today… in a tomb… in the Middle East… where people would like to have a word with you. Pics or it didn’t happen. News flash: it didn’t.

▶ Created on April 5 by Nicole

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