Illegal AND immoral? Sir, you’ve outdone yourself!

Good morning! I do believe you’ve outdone yourself this time. I’m not sure what’s worse- the fact that you accept bribes totaling MILLIONS from pardon brokers on behalf of their imprisoned clients… or the fact that even when you do, you don’t always grant the pardons! On the one hand- wow. Taking bribes in the White House has got to be ummm… what’s the word?… oh yeah- illegal. However, accepting money in exchange for an action you’re not necessarily even going to accomplish? That’s just plain immoral. Sir, you have got to be the very first president in history to ensure that you have adequate reason on both sides of the line- living and dead- to be imprisoned or sent straight to “the bad place.” Well played!