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An open letter to the President

Dress rehearsals are IMPERATIVE to good theater. Try harder!

16 so far! Help us get to 25 signers!

Good morning! Sounds like you had a tough night. Quick question- who wrote the stage directions? Like, why was JD rescued first? And why did you abandon your wife? These are not the takes you’re looking for when you’re trying to save your brand. Did you not have time for a quick read-through? Oh wait… I forgot you can’t read. Didn’t you at least rehearse? Tsk tsk.

▶ Created on April 26 by Nicole

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