An open letter to the President

Fire your PR guy! (And I think that might be YOU).

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Good morning, sir! It’s fixing to be a moody day- hot with thunderstorms, just like the Oval Office! So, quick question. Who is in charge of the PR over there, because I think they might be the antichrist. First your public profile threatens genocide, then it uses AI to make you look like Jesus, and THEN, to make matters worse, they posted a picture of you receiving food from an Arkansas door dash granny who works to help pay for her husband’s cancer treatments! Bad looks, all. I mean, genocide never looks good on anyone. The Bible says only the antichrist would present himself as Christ. And the optics of a little old lady having to toil at this advanced age while her husband is trying to beat a disease??? Sir. It’s almost like you’re acknowledging that American healthcare is for the birds, prices are soaring, people don’t deserve to rest or retire, but at least there’s no tax on tips… So yeah. Whoever is doing your PR should probably be fired… *ahem* and I think that person might be you.

▶ Created on April 14 by Nicole

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