I am writing to express my deep concern—and to pass along the disappointment of a particularly opinionated colony of penguins—regarding your recent decision to relinquish Congressional authority over tariffs.
Tariffs are not just a bureaucratic footnote. They’re a powerful economic tool, and our Constitution places that power squarely in the hands of Congress. Handing it over to the executive branch undermines the very checks and balances that keep our democracy stable. It sets a precedent where complex trade decisions can be made unilaterally, without public debate or legislative scrutiny.
The penguins, by the way, are outraged. These usually composed, tuxedoed creatures have taken to flapping their flippers in frustration. You may think they’re unaffected, huddled together in icy seclusion—but don’t be fooled. They understand that global trade decisions affect ecosystems, supply chains, and yes, even the fish economy. They also have a surprising grasp of civics, and they’re they’re appalled that Congress would give up one of its constitutional duties.
Please, for the sake of our democracy—and our feathered Antarctic friends—reconsider any action that shifts legislative power away from the legislative branch. The people (and penguins) expect better.
