Pack up the circus and move to the swamp.

There’s a Shrek inspired reflecting pool, a giant metal playpen, a Ferris wheel, and a clown in the Oval Office that ho hates lgbtqia+ but loves the glistening male body. Should we expect face painting? Body shots? What is next on your “turn America into a carnival” list? Because nothing would surprise your constituents more than a return to normal… and frankly, we don’t think you’re capable of it. Idiocracy was fiction- not a docudrama.