THIS IS OUR FBI DIRECTOR? THANKS FOR THAT

Woo boy. Who needs to read the recent Atlantic article when you can read Kash Patel’s own lawyers’ condensed version of it in the defamation suit filed on his behalf… “That Director Patel “is known to drink to the point of obvious
intoxication, in many cases at the private club Ned’s in
Washington, D.C., while in the presence of White House and other
administration staff.” That Director Patel “is also known to drink to excess at the Poodle Room in Las Vegas, where he frequently spends parts of his weekends”. That “[e]arly in his tenure, meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights.” That “[o]n multiple occasions in the past year, members of his Security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” That “[a] request for ‘breaching equipment’—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors.” That Director Patel’s alleged alcohol consumption has negatively impacted various law-enforcement investigations, including the Charlie Kirk murder investigation. That Director Patel “recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.” That on April 10, 2026, Director Patel “panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House,” and that his behavior was a “freak-out.” That Director Patel is “often away or unreachable, delaying time-sensitive decisions needed to advance investigations,” and that on several occasions, Director Patel’s “delays resulted in normally unflappable agents ‘losing their shit.’” That Director Patel’s “drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government.” The false implication that Director Patel violated DOJ’s ethics rules prohibiting “habitually using alcohol or other intoxicants to excess.” That Director Patel has used his position to improperly “target political or personal adversaries of the president.” The false implication that Director Patel abuses alcohol, thereby making him vulnerable to exploitation or coercion by foreign adversaries. The false implication that this alleged alcohol abuse “has become a threat to public safety,” including in the context of “a domestic terrorist attack,” and constitutes a national-security vulnerability. That Director Patel “is deeply concerned that his job is in jeopardy.” That Director Patel has had a problem with “unexplained absences,” and “spotty attendance at the office,” thereby falsely implying that Director Patel has been derelict in his duties. That Director Patel left the country vulnerable because “Days before the United States launched its war with Iran, Patel fired members of a counterintelligence squad that was devoted, in part, to Iran.”” Was this guy even vetted before you turned our national security over to him?