The Trump Effect: Boom, Bust, Blame, Repeat

Today’s unhinged gem: “This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s. I didn’t take over until January 20th… This will take a while, has NOTHING TO DO WITH TARIFFS, only that he left us with bad numbers. But when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!” Bless your heart—blaming Biden (again) for the economic dumpster fire YOU lit, as if the rest of us forgot how loudly you’ve been patting yourself on the back since November. Let’s take a quick spin through the Trump Takes Credit Greatest Hits Tour: • November 14, 2024, Mar-a-Lago: “We had three or four of the highest… every single day, new records in the stock market.” • January 7, 2025, Press Conference: “Since my election, the stock market has set records. The S&P 500 broke 6,000 points for the first time ever.” • January 19, 2025, D.C. Rally: “Everyone is calling it the Trump Effect… Since the election, the stock market has surged!” And then came reality. April 2, 2025—the day YOU slapped tariffs on nearly every import. Not Biden. You. That same day, the markets threw a fit: S&P 500 down 6.65%, Dow nearly 4%. Within 48 hours, $5 trillion vanished like your grip on reality. Now you’re trying to pawn off the wreckage? Oh no, sweetheart. You can’t bask in the boom and duck the bust. This isn’t a “Biden Overhang.” It’s a Trump Implosion—engineered by ego, ignorance, and economic cosplay. So no take-backs. No spin. No fairy dust. You broke it. You bragged about it. You bought it. And honestly? At this point, it might be worth every last cent we lose just to watch you explode like a piñata stuffed with fool’s gold, red hats, and melted MAGA-brand chocolate coins—cheap, hollow, and melting under pressure. American is AWAKE!